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[02 Jan 2007|03:13pm] i love you goodbye 1 comment|post comment

New Years 2007 [02 Jan 2007|08:08am] danced for 5 hours.. drunken kiss.. hanging out with matt judge.. reggie watts... best new years... simply amazing.. post comment

hm.. [30 Nov 2006|03:28pm] i'm glad that i know who i can count on.. it may be a small list.. but i actually feel like it is a list again.. thank you.. you know who you are.. at least i hope so.. and you know who you aren't too.. post comment

guess what? [15 Nov 2006|08:16am] HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! 3 comments|post comment

ben lee? [08 Nov 2006|06:18pm] sunday? anyone?? post comment

if you can solve this i'll give you 10 bucks [03 Nov 2006|10:15am] you are in a concrete room. There is a steel pipe 25 centimeters in length cemented into the center of the concrete floor. The pipe protrudes about 15 centimeters. A ping-pong ball is dropped down the pipe. There is a fraction of a centimeter clearance around the ping-pong ball and pipe. Your task is to get the ping-pong ball out fo the steel pipe undamaged. The only items that are available are a wooden ruler, a ball of string, a pocket mirror, a paper clig, and a small magnet. Since nothing else is allowed into the room, how could you get eh plastic ping-pong ball out of the steel pipe? 3 comments|post comment

birthday [30 Oct 2006|08:16am] so i turn 27 on the 15th... plans?? 4 comments|post comment

thanksgiving [27 Oct 2006|10:05am] so i'm having thanksgiving at my house for my family this year.. and i'm feeding some friends also that don't have family in the area.. so.. if you want to come eat delicious food, and you're a sharptooth, you should come on over.. i'll feed you too.. you just have to hang out with my quirky parents while we do this.. cause if you're vegan.. you should have vegan thanksgiving with sam 2 comments|post comment

haha.. this one is dedicated to you [20 Oct 2006|06:25pm] toothpastefordinner.com 2 comments|post comment

made my day [20 Oct 2006|04:37pm] toothpastefordinner.com 1 comment|post comment

story of my life [20 Oct 2006|10:15am] toothpastefordinner.com 2 comments|post comment

job update.. [19 Oct 2006|04:58pm] ok.. so the whole problem with school and job went away.. i think.. the bosses bosses boss said that they had to allow parttime positions for us.. so back to school it is!!! woo hoo!! so.. 5 buck an hour raise, less bonus, and still school.. mike is a happy boy.. who wants to take me to dinner? 2 comments|post comment

goodness [19 Oct 2006|01:54pm] i feel free post comment

crap [17 Oct 2006|12:39pm] job paying 22.08 an hour plus commision and benefits? or school? i think i have to choose.. i think this sucks.. a lot.. and a side note.. i think i'm throwing away my phone.. it just gets me in trouble.. especially since the only person that i hang out with is moving.. so i don't really need it for anything right? 1 comment|post comment

hmm [12 Oct 2006|12:44pm] if it takes six men six days to dig six holes, how long will it take one man to dig half a hole? 1 comment|post comment

riddle time [11 Oct 2006|08:16am] a survey was conducted of all the various mechanical modes of transportation people use to get to work each day. What did it find was the most common method of transportation? 3 comments|post comment

manimatron [10 Oct 2006|06:52pm] did it hurt much... the dying? not half as much as the living... i think.. 1 comment|post comment

haha. [02 Oct 2006|06:06pm] does anyone else do this? i was talking to some people at work, and as we talk to people all over the country, and all walks of life, we were all talking about how we start to mirror our customers.. for instance.. talk to an asian or mexican dude that english is the second or third language? suddenly our verbs disappear and we speak in broken english like the best of em.. talk to a proud black person, and word, girl, dawg, and other such words just start coming out.. tiffany (who is a proud nubian queen) goes so far as to start speaking in a minnesota accent when people call.. mikey yocom turns into a G like no other.. i'm the king of broken english.. and dino, well.. since he speaks 14 languages, he just starts spewing whatever language they are calling in.. haha.. are we just nuts? or is this normal? post comment

HGttG [28 Sep 2006|05:47pm] "i'd rather be happy than right" "and are you? happy?" "well... no... that's the part where it all falls down don't it?" post comment

hell yeah.. [26 Sep 2006|02:12pm] scrabble at work.. FACTIOnS triple triple 167 points.. one turn.. i rule 3 comments|post comment

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